Licensiousness

Why is vanity the only one the seven deadly sins to get a license plate? Is the vice of vanity itself vain? Okay, fine. So be it. But surely, amongst the millions of automobiles that crisscross this great land of ours, we can make at least a litlle room for sloth, say, or anger.

Personally, I’d go for the gluttony licenses. Extra large plates with the names of foodstuffs, restaurants and famous fat people.

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