Dogs Do Not Say Bow Wow

I can’t believe we have to go over this again. Listen up people. Pay close attention. This is the last time I’m saying this. DOGS DO NOT SAY “BOW WOW.”

Depending on the its size, a dog says either “Hike hike,” or “Haoogh, haoogh.” I am referring here to ordinary conversation, not “keening,” “baying,” or “whimpering.” Got it? You’d better. I’m not repeating myself. Next time, I’ll let my airhorn do the talking.