No Gabbing During the Movie, Please!

Don’t you just hate when people talk during the movies? Yeah, I knew you did. Personally I don’t mind if the people in the audience talk. I kind of like that because it’s social and friendly.

But it makes me mental when the actors in the movies start to talk to each other. It’s so distracting. I mean, suppose you went to a bullfight and the toreador and bull started to chat it up. It would kind of take the fizz out, wouldn’t it? And suppose the bagpipers of the Royal Highland Regiment let their blowpipes fall out of their mouths so they could gossip amongst themselves like housewives. Oh man, which way is the exit? Once I went to a play by Shakespeare. Troilus and Cressida. And it was about the greatest thing I’d ever seen until they opened their big yaps.