Cloud People Scare Me

You know what people really give me the creeps? I’ll tell you: the people who look up at the clouds scudding around in the sky and say something like, “Oh, that one looks like a bunny!” Or, “Look, that cloud is shaped just like a Mickey Mouse head!” Jeez.

What kind of weird, distorted world do these people inhabit? Do bunnies and Mickey Mouse really look all bloated and puffy to them? What misshapen horror do they see when they look in the mirror? Man, they make me shudder. I almost pity them, but then I figure, hey, more sanity left over for me.