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Summer Olympics are a Hoot

I can’t believe they’re going to hold the Olympics in Beijing. Bet Beijing wouldn’t have gotten the Olympics if the city was still named after a duck. That was a smart PR move. Good thing for our swim team that Mao is dead. Don’t know if we could manage to compete in the swollen Yangtze.

Be resolute, fear no sacrifice and surmount every difficulty to win victory.

I was just flipping through my copy of Mao’s Little Red Book and thinking about how I miss the old whackjob. Okay, I know he starved millions of people to death, which is pretty reprehensible. But on the plus side, he gave us Panda Express. You eating that?

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